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31st Aug 2011, 11:39 AM #1OPMember
Husband or Wife ?
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world after months of hardship, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.
After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied...
"Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"
Should the child belong to the husband or wife ? You be the judge....lig}{tning Reviewed by lig}{tning on . Husband or Wife ? A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world after months of hardship, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied... "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine Rating: 5Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him a real man.How come?
Wiseman replies: 'It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a master key'
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31st Aug 2011, 11:43 AM #2Respected Member
The wife since the man seems to think of his kids as Coke, doesn't sound like a good father.
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31st Aug 2011, 11:45 AM #3Banned
wife ofc ..
end of the story
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31st Aug 2011, 11:52 AM #4Member
wife ftw
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31st Aug 2011, 11:53 AM #5Member
Neither give the kid to me lol
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31st Aug 2011, 11:56 AM #6Member
Husband got a valid point
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31st Aug 2011, 07:51 PM #7MemberWebsite's:
wrzc.eu watchfreemoviez.euIt's so obvious that the wife should have custody, but that doesn't mean she would treat them good.
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31st Aug 2011, 07:52 PM #8MemberWebsite's:
vaporhostn.com
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31st Aug 2011, 08:09 PM #9Member
only god know which 1 is good
Sorry for my bad English
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31st Aug 2011, 08:50 PM #10MemberWebsite's:
A-vb.comold joke
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