Best way to avoid army

[SairasAnanas]

So yeah im not going to army, and need to think some good way to avoid it.

Best way i have thinked is to go on doctor and tell i use drugs almost daily, that sure will give me release but then that can look bad if i need to get real job incase online things goes down...

If you have other ideas then do tell me.

SairasAnanas Reviewed by SairasAnanas on 27th Jun 2011. Best way to avoid army So yeah im not going to army, and need to think some good way to avoid it. Best way i have thinked is to go on doctor and tell i use drugs almost daily, that sure will give me release but then that can look bad if i need to get real job incase online things goes down... If you have other ideas then do tell me. Rating: 5

[MooreBraaains]

mtfu or move away

[masterbator]

chop one of your arm or leg

[CJ]

Stop trolling if you cant give advice, dont reply to this thread aka stfu

[Gh0st]

Why would they force you into the army?

[CJ]

some countries have rule that one of the family member has to serve army once he gets 18 or something like that

[Gh0st]

Ohh ok, I never knew that. Hopefully you figure a way out of this.

[Cooper]

I believe that getting proper training is something that all of us should have.
What would you do when there will be a Zombie Apocalypse,you cant kill those bastards by using CAPS LOCK

Well if you still want to get out then start visiting your docktor and start complaining that your back is fucked up. ( you have backpains,you cant sleep because of that and so on )

[daboobies]

in my country, gay's does not go to army, but you have to give the generals your
amateur gay porn home movie to show them you are strictly and hardly gay
and dangerous for soldiers in army.

[Sir Mark]

Yeah in my country if you say you're gay you dont go army.

Also sufficiently bad cases of fallen arches excuse you. Kidney problems. Vision problems. And anything else that you can buy