[Contest] Free Domain Giveaway =]

[SJshah]

Ok, whoever makes me laugh the hardest will get a free domain.

Go


Edit: some info
* domain is registered on namecheap
* expires in november 2011

SJshah Reviewed by SJshah on 19th Jun 2011. [Contest] Free Domain Giveaway =] Ok, whoever makes me laugh the hardest will get a free domain. Go 8-) Edit: some info * domain is registered on namecheap * expires in november 2011 Rating: 5

[TLK]

Sorry, I am not a joker.

[ProtoWorker]

lol, kid made me laugh

[AJ Blacklisted]

I love conteste

[SJshah]

Nobody with a sense of humour here?

[MASK ^_^ MAN]

see ur face in mirror then u will laugh

[Shahrukh]

Toilet Behavior

[Faizann20]

I am teh bitch, I admire it

[AJ Blacklisted]

[smoky]

When no one cares who gets the credit, it's amazing what can be accomplished!"

A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank.
The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it
published in the New York Times.

Dear Sir:

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with
which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.

By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have
elapsed between his presenting the check and the
arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.
I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit
of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit,
has been in place for only eight years.

You are to be commended for seizing that brief window
of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30
by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your
bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this
incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial
ways.

I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your
telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact
you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging,
pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has
become.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a
flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments
will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic,
but will arrive at your bank by check, addressed
personally and confidentially to an employee at your
bank whom you must nominate.

Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act
for any other person to open such an envelope. Please
find attached an Application Contact Status which I
require your chosen employee to complete.

I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I
know as much about him or her as your bank knows about
me, there is no alternative.

Please note that all copies of his or her medical
history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and
the mandatory details of his/her financial situation
(income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be
accompanied by documented proof.

In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN
number which he/she must quote in dealings with me.

I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but,
again, I have modeled it on the number of button
presses required of me to access my account balance on
your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is
the sincerest form of flattery.

Let me level the playing field even further.
When you call me, press buttons as follows:
1-- To make an appointment to see me.
2-- To query a missing payment.
3-- To transfer the call to my living room in case I
am there.
4-- To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am
sleeping.
5-- To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am
attending to nature.
6-- To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am
not at home.
7-- To leave a message on my computer. (a password to
access my computer is required. A password will be
communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized
Contact.)
8-- To return to the main menu and to listen to
options 1 through 7.
9-- To make a general complaint or inquiry, the
contact will then be put on hold, pending the
attention of my automated answering service.

While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait,
uplifting music will play for the duration of the
call.
Regrettably, but again following your example, I must
also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up
of this new arrangement.
May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less
prosperous, New Year.

Your Humble Client
(Remember: This was written by a 98 year old woman)