lol? xD - i was bored

[JointRolla420]

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You are now chatting with 'Daniel Hahn'


Daniel Hahn: Hello Blake
blake: hi i just bought internet today and im confused do i need to buy sumthing frum u for using my internet?
Daniel Hahn: What is it you are trying to do?
blake: im trying to download Windows live messenger but apparently i need to buy sumthing here for it to work?
Daniel Hahn: No you should be able to download this for free from Microsoft
blake: ok but what do i get from buying from you? is it extra feature?
Daniel Hahn: We are an internet providor. When you go to visit a website that site needs to sit on a computer some where. We run those computers and keep the sites alive 24/7
blake: cool can you run my computer?
Daniel Hahn: Why?
Daniel Hahn: Sorry What do you want me to do?
blake: keep my site alive 24/7?
blake: so my internet will always work
Daniel Hahn: we host the servers that sites are on. these servers sit in our data center.
blake: how much is a datacenter?
Daniel Hahn: I am not sure
blake: dont u sell them?
Daniel Hahn: No we sell servers
Daniel Hahn: that serve up your site
Daniel Hahn: How much experiance to you have in Hosting?
blake: i just bought the internet today
blake: whats the difference from a server and a computer?
Daniel Hahn: nothing
blake: can i still go on facebook from a server?
blake: ?
blake: hello?
blake: i would like to purchase a server for my son .. can you help me?
blake: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME
Daniel Hahn: I am sorry I am very busy right now. Usually I would be able to work with a chat like this but not atm. I htink its great really I do. jsut not right at this second I am too busy.
blake: FUCK
blake: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
blake: LOL
blake: i wanted to make this thing longer.... ROFL this is funny
Daniel Hahn:
blake: btw do u allow warez?
Daniel Hahn: Yeah sorry jsut a little busy right now
Daniel Hahn: no we do not in the US
blake: kk
Daniel Hahn: No carrier will
Daniel Hahn: Sorry
blake: lol
blake: sex
Daniel Hahn: Alright Blake happy trails man
blake: warezdirect.net
blake: pce

JointRolla420 Reviewed by JointRolla420 on 22nd Jun 2009. lol? xD - i was bored Please wait for a GigeNET Sales Professional to respond. You are now chatting with 'Daniel Hahn' Daniel Hahn: Hello Blake blake: hi i just bought internet today and im confused do i need to buy sumthing frum u for using my internet? Daniel Hahn: What is it you are trying to do? blake: im trying to download Windows live messenger but apparently i need to buy sumthing here for it to work? Daniel Hahn: No you should be able to download this for free from Microsoft :) Rating: 5

[ACiD]

ROFL, You have no life.
They have your IP you know that right?
They can report you to your ISP.

[JointRolla420]

lol most ppl wouldnt anyways they r too pussy

[WDBIZ]

I lol'd.

EDIT (nowhere near as funny cos i couldn't come up with anything):
You are now chatting with Support - Kevin (Sales)

Support - Kevin: Hello Nick.
Support - Kevin: How may I help you?
Nick Scott: hello i just buy internet and wondering wat service u offer? is it like internet expansion packages?
Support - Kevin: We provide the means for someone to have their own website. We offer hosting and domain registration services. .com, .net, and .org domain names may be purchased, for example. Our hosting packages will allow you to have web pages for your domain.
Nick Scott: oh cool, so if i buy from you service i can have internet and a website?
Support - Kevin: With our services you can have a website yes. More information on our plans may be found here... http://www.ultrawebsitehosting.com/hosting-plans.php
Support - Kevin: We do not provide internet connectivity.
Nick Scott: but will i have to buy you service to still have internet? or can i not have website and still have internet?
Support - Kevin: You do not need to have your own website to have the internet.
Support - Kevin: Our services are not required to have an internet connection but our services will allow you to have your own personal or professional website that may or may not sell goods and services.
Nick Scott: oh ok, so if i say no to you service you will no hack my computer? i just got it and dont want to upset anybody
Nick Scott: i herd of evil people on the internets
Support - Kevin: No, we are on the good side. If you ever need a website just let us know!
Nick Scott: thank you kevin you very kind person brother
Nick Scott: i may be back for order service some time
Nick Scott: bye bye
Support - Kevin: Any time Nick. Have a great day.

[Ak47]

I lol'd aswell.

Tho i felt like it aswell, similar questions, bleh;

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You are now chatting with 'Brandon Hale'

Brandon Hale: Hello, my name is Brandon H. How may I assist you?
Andy: i hear servers are powerfuller then a normal PC
Andy: So im looking to buy a server
Andy: But your charging monthly, aren't you supposed to sell them at a one off cost?
Brandon Hale: We lease the server to you to use
Brandon Hale: It's housed in our datacenter
Andy: oh
Andy: how much is a datacenter?
Brandon Hale: Are you the same person that came on here earlier?
Andy: What?
Brandon Hale: www.besthostingforums.com
Andy: Is that your website aswell?
Brandon Hale: No
Andy: Ill check the server prices now, 1 minute
Andy: oh, then why are you telling me about it?
Brandon Hale: That's where you came from
Brandon Hale: You're asking the same questions as "blake" did too
Andy: who's blake?
Andy: what are you talking about? will you sell me a server or not?
Brandon Hale: You can buy a server through our online order form
Brandon Hale: http://www.gigenet.com/managed-dedicated-servers.html
Brandon Hale: There's a list of our available servers
Brandon Hale: You can customize any one of them to meet your needs
Andy: well
Andy: so you wont send me the server? it will be at your house?
Andy: i just want to launch a website
Brandon Hale: The server will housed at our datacenter
Brandon Hale: You will have remote access to it
Andy: is it expensive if i buy a datacenter?
Andy: what is a datacenter?
Andy: i only have $1,000 to spend in total
Andy: so will that be enough for a year?
Andy: or is it less?
Brandon Hale: Our prices are listed at the URL I pastedto you
Andy: ok
Andy: The website i plan on launching will include pirated downloads, mainly porn.
Andy: like thepiratebay
Andy: but thepirateandpornbay.org
Brandon Hale: That's illegal and we won't allow it
Andy: it will have a bit of gay porn aswell though
Andy: oh
Andy: dam
Andy: Thepiratebay is illegal why do you allow what?
Brandon Hale: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Andy: Yes sir
Andy: by the way i have just bought the internet so im not that good with this stuff.
Brandon Hale: Ok
Brandon Hale: I've read the forum
Andy: if i buy a server from you
Brandon Hale: I'm sure this is funny to you guys
Andy: can i download porn from it
Andy: and upload pictures of my dick?
Brandon Hale: I don't have time to sit here and entertain you
Brandon Hale: Have a good day
Andy: Thanks
Chat session has been terminated by the team member.
You are not currently in a chat session.

[JointRolla420]

lmfao that one was the best haha ^^

"are you from KWWHunction?"

[ACiD]

I loled at Ak47's one, they find out your from KWWHunction because when you clicked the link that Blake post it, it refereed this website.

But I heard they do offer the best DDOS Protection, but it's pricey.

[JointRolla420]

hmm.... dam i would have never guessed how they found out where we are from, that makes sense though lol

[Dotcom]

LOL this is funny i liked AK47s

use this link instead.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

it will refer you from google. making it look more convincing.

cheers


EDIT
Daniel Hahn: Ah ok you went through google to get on didn't you?
Daniel Hahn: sorry mate today isn't a good day
dennis: i found you thru google
dennis: yes
dennis: why?
dennis: why should that matter
Daniel Hahn: No linking for warez sorry
dennis: no warez linking?
dennis: but i can stream movies
Daniel Hahn: NO sorry
Daniel Hahn: Yes
dennis: no need to get angry
dennis: mate
Daniel Hahn: No worries
Daniel Hahn: I am jsut realyl busy!
dennis: whats with the capital NO@!
dennis: lol
Daniel Hahn:
dennis: busy with what? this is youre job right?
Daniel Hahn: yes
dennis: i have some pornpros passes if you want them
Daniel Hahn: sorry mate
dennis: give em to you real cheap
dennis: you sound stressed, a good wank will fix that
Daniel Hahn: have a good one man
dennis: a good one? heres a pass on me
Daniel Hahn: Good day
dennis: www.members.pornpros.com fuckme : fuckyou
Daniel Hahn: bye now
Chat session has been terminated by the team member.

[Lifetalk]

So apparently, he saw the thread and realized you were all gaming him.

Not that I should care... but here's something:

<offtopic>
These guys try to do their job. They get paid for queries they answer. You having fun with them, wastes their time. Time they could otherwise spend helping a legit customer and earning their keep for it.
</offtopic>

But meh.. don't expect you to understand that
Cheers, that was good entertainment.