lol? xD - i was bored

[ACiD]

You guys should stop lol, I agree with what Lifetalk just said. They are not there to do this immature thing, they are there for the money so they can support their family. Instead of chatting with them, come and chat with me on MSN. They could be helping a real customer instead of wasting time with you guys. If I was staff I would close the thread now .

[JointRolla420]

stupid? yes
but its funny as hell

[Ak47]

my bad, should have copy and pasted, oh well lol.

here's a new one, LOL


kvchosti: How may I help You?

James: Hi
James: I just bought the internet today, and my friend and me want to start a website
James: Do we need to buy a server?

kvchosti:No you can purchase hosting C hosting for $95.76 for 2 years and you can get Free Domain and Free IP + Website Builder as well
kvchosti: This is unlimited bandwidth and space

James: ok

kvchosti: one of our famous hosting plans

James: Whats the benefit of buying from you rather then from my broadband company?

kvchosti:We have provide more features and we have rvsitebuilder its website builder with 500+ templates
kvchosti:
Free Domain name for you & Free dedicated IP make your website is not sharing with others

James: ok
James: do you provide the wireless box aswell?

kvchosti:
we provide cpanel & fantastico + we have over 500+ video tutorials
kvchosti: wireless box mean?

James: to go on internet and google
James: to watch porn and things
James: router?

kvchosti: No we just provide web hosting, to host your website, we are not internet provided

James:ok
James:so i pay my internet company and you both?
James:my website will be pictures

kvchosti: Yes you need to build your website
kvchosti: we do not allow adult website or gambling website

James: no adult
James: warez site, but with pictures of my dick


kvchosti: No adult pictures

James: its not adult, im a kid
James: i have 100 people from my school
James: who are all kids
James: they will upload pictures of their dick aswell
James: so its not adult

kvchosti: You can host website as long as is not adult related

James: yes fine

kvchosti: you will be find, if we found its adult related site will be suspended


James: so i can upload pictures of kids bum's and dicks?
James: ts not adult, its child
James: lol

kvchosti: no that is child pornography is not allowed

James: no
James: the kids will not have sex
James: they will just show theyre bum and dick
James: you can look at it aswell, ill give you free subscription

kvchosti: If you think is not child porography then its ok, if we found the images is to graphic , your account will be suspended

James: okay
James: can i post pictures of baby's with big dicks?

lol, this is when he asked me for samples, lol. and i ended the convo.

James: k i've had enough of this, lol, enjoy your day

"http://www.kvchosting.com/"

[Phamous]

You have been connected to Nick P..
Nick P.: Hi
Gary Oak: Yo whatup Nick P
Nick P.: How may I help you
Gary Oak: It's Gary Oak, I wanna start a website cause that nigga Ash Ketchum from Pallet town did too
Nick P.: Good
Gary Oak: Which one of your offers comes with the pussy magnet
Nick P.: What type of website would you like to start?
Gary Oak: Warez
Gary Oak: Do you allow warez linking?
Nick P.: I'm sorry we don't allow and provide such websites
Gary Oak: Why not
Gary Oak: You'd get a lot more pussies cause warez is a type of pussy magnet.
*Nick P has disconnected*

I used to do this whenever I got bored till one day one of them threatened to report me to my ISP. Then to get out of it, I said "I'mma commit suicide if you do". Always works.

[sherwood]

uh, it might have been funny the first time but now its going to far. Your obviously pissing them off and giving KWWHunction a bad name now..

[Ak47]

We're doing it on other sites, and we are not mentioning KWWHunction, well im not

[JointRolla420]

my bad, should have copy and pasted, oh well lol.

here's a new one, LOL


kvchosti: How may I help You?

James: Hi
James: I just bought the internet today, and my friend and me want to start a website
James: Do we need to buy a server?

kvchosti:No you can purchase hosting C hosting for $95.76 for 2 years and you can get Free Domain and Free IP + Website Builder as well
kvchosti: This is unlimited bandwidth and space

James: ok

kvchosti: one of our famous hosting plans

James: Whats the benefit of buying from you rather then from my broadband company?

kvchosti:We have provide more features and we have rvsitebuilder its website builder with 500+ templates
kvchosti:
Free Domain name for you & Free dedicated IP make your website is not sharing with others

James: ok
James: do you provide the wireless box aswell?

kvchosti:
we provide cpanel & fantastico + we have over 500+ video tutorials
kvchosti: wireless box mean?

James: to go on internet and google
James: to watch porn and things
James: router?

kvchosti: No we just provide web hosting, to host your website, we are not internet provided

James:ok
James:so i pay my internet company and you both?
James:my website will be pictures

kvchosti: Yes you need to build your website
kvchosti: we do not allow adult website or gambling website

James: no adult
James: warez site, but with pictures of my dick


kvchosti: No adult pictures

James: its not adult, im a kid
James: i have 100 people from my school
James: who are all kids
James: they will upload pictures of their dick aswell
James: so its not adult

kvchosti: You can host website as long as is not adult related

James: yes fine

kvchosti: you will be find, if we found its adult related site will be suspended


James: so i can upload pictures of kids bum's and dicks?
James: ts not adult, its child
James: lol

kvchosti: no that is child pornography is not allowed

James: no
James: the kids will not have sex
James: they will just show theyre bum and dick
James: you can look at it aswell, ill give you free subscription

kvchosti: If you think is not child porography then its ok, if we found the images is to graphic , your account will be suspended

James: okay
James: can i post pictures of baby's with big dicks?

lol, this is when he asked me for samples, lol. and i ended the convo.

James: k i've had enough of this, lol, enjoy your day

"http://www.kvchosting.com/"

DAM you gonna get urself arrested fool! LOL definately the best though

*Keep going to different hosts rather than the same one, you can only fuck around with them for a bit until they just start getting pissed*

[ACiD]

Jesus Christ, you guys have no life by doing this & Phamous told me on MSN I had no life. It should be the other way around right Phamous?

[Ak47]

Im just high and bored.

Support - Kevin: Hello Nick.
Support - Kevin: How may I help you?
Nick Leet: oh hi
Nick Leet: kevin my nigga jim started a site
Nick Leet: he bought the datacentre/server/website from you
Nick Leet: i wana start 1 aswell
Nick Leet: what does it cost
Support - Kevin: Our basic hosting plans may be found here... http://www.ultrawebsitehosting.com/hosting-plans.php
Support - Kevin: I recommend our Ultra 1x plan to start.
Nick Leet: oh ok
Nick Leet: i wana call my site thetitbay
Nick Leet: wana put up pictures of sexy bitches
Nick Leet: but
Nick Leet: i need help making it
Nick Leet: i wana put it on subscription only
Support - Kevin: That domain name is available. If you want to upload pics just be sure that they are not adult oriented as that is against our service policy.
Nick Leet: like $15 a year plan
Support - Kevin: We do not provide design or development services.
Nick Leet: illl give you subscription free
Nick Leet: if you make the site for me, and help me find pics of sexy tities
Support - Kevin: That sounds like a sweet deal but unfortunately we cannot provide free service.
Nick Leet: im not asking for a free service
Nick Leet: im asking you do make everything for me
Nick Leet: ill pay you whatever you want
Nick Leet: ill even give you a bloKWWHob
Nick Leet: or you can give me 1
Support - Kevin: We do not provide web page design services. Only domain registration and hosting.
Nick Leet: ok
Nick Leet: ill ask someone else to make it and they can give you it and you get the website online
Nick Leet: and then ill give you the bloKWWHob
Support - Kevin: Yes, after making the web pages you can order our services here... http://www.ultrawebsitehosting.com/hosting-plans.php You can save the bj for a special occassion and use coupon code "JUNE995"
Nick Leet: oh ok
Nick Leet: does that coupon entitle me to a free bloKWWHob from you?
Support - Kevin: Those coupons are not valid.
Nick Leet: ok enough of this shit im out, regards: the nigga from the scene

[WDBIZ]

So apparently, he saw the thread and realized you were all gaming him.

Not that I should care... but here's something:

<offtopic>
These guys try to do their job. They get paid for queries they answer. You having fun with them, wastes their time. Time they could otherwise spend helping a legit customer and earning their keep for it.
</offtopic>

But meh.. don't expect you to understand that
Cheers, that was good entertainment.

At the end of the day they still get paid.

And Ak I was crying with laughter on that second one.