5 Things You Don't Want to Hear from Tech Support

[MrPeanut420]

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

Credit: SpookyLady

MrPeanut420 Reviewed by MrPeanut420 on 1st Feb 2011. 5 Things You Don't Want to Hear from Tech Support 1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." 3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery." 4. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC." Rating: 5

[vizoomer]

lmao .... what da fak is this ?

[Gh0st]

So that is what we'll hear from WebWeTrust suppost?

Tbh never heard them from any host.

[MrPeanut420]

My lines are always

1 second brb need to take a shit
or brb need to smoke a bong load
bet people dont like hearing that ether lol

[ENC0DE]

Lol, nice way to get people of your ass.

[MrPeanut420]

na its not like that i just dont take hosting to serious
that way its less stressful

[Aquickhost]

haha, funny ones, i guess only inexperienced staffs would say something like that.