Black Eyes (Joke)

[Amz]

?Hello Bob, how did you get that black eye?? asked John. ?In
church. As we stood up to sing, a large lady in front of me
had her dress stuck in the cheeks of her bum, so I pulled it
out but all I got in the way of thanks was a black eye.?
The following week the two men met again and John was
amazed to see Bob had now got two black eyes.
?Don?t tell me you got the other black eye in church as well??
he said.
?Well that I did? said Bob. ?I was in church with my son and
when we got up to sing, the same woman had her dress stuck
in the cheeks of her bum. Before I could stop him, my son
had pulled the dress out. Now I know she didn?t like that so
I put it back in ? and that?s when she hit me.?

Amz Reviewed by Amz on 17th Jan 2011. Black Eyes (Joke) ?Hello Bob, how did you get that black eye?? asked John. ?In church. As we stood up to sing, a large lady in front of me had her dress stuck in the cheeks of her bum, so I pulled it out but all I got in the way of thanks was a black eye.? The following week the two men met again and John was amazed to see Bob had now got two black eyes. ?Don?t tell me you got the other black eye in church as well?? he said. ?Well that I did? said Bob. ?I was in church with my son and when we got up to Rating: 5

[Glenn]

hehehe Good one

[Webestrian]

lol.wasn't funny at all.

[Robin H]

^
But you did laughed out loud?

[coolboyz2323]

lolzzzzzz