The First Christmas joke.

[Florios]

Just a joke i found while surfing.

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,

"I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".

"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up..

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."

Florios Reviewed by Florios on 8th Dec 2010. The First Christmas joke. Just a joke i found while surfing. A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough". "Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her". Rating: 5

[Daniel]

Hahaha.. That's a nice one

[Halcyon]

LOL

Wow that's a brilliant idea

[w00ty]

LOL that's pretty funny

[Sponge Bob]

hahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahhaaaa

[blackat]

LOL! I bet that couple need to come up with another idea to bluff their kids for the next year celebration

[pankaj]

Yeah agree with V3g3t4.

[Amz]

lol nice one

[Tattoo]

lol they gonna give a heart attack to their kids..

[devilboy23]

lmao nice way to save pennys