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21st Feb 2010, 03:51 PM #1OPMemberWebsite's:
learninginn.comWhy Billgates Decide to Sell Off Microsoft?
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any ?re-scooter? is available in system? I find only ?re-cycle?, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?bluedevil Reviewed by bluedevil on . Why Billgates Decide to Sell Off Microsoft? Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice: 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any ?re-scooter? is available in system? I find only ?re-cycle?, but I own a scooter at my home. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. Rating: 5
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21st Feb 2010, 03:52 PM #2MemberWebsite's:
crackingforum.com linkparadox.com crackz.me
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21st Feb 2010, 03:52 PM #3Member
Old thing lol
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21st Feb 2010, 03:56 PM #4MemberWebsite's:
Error-Zone.com shortbusriders.netlol nice one
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21st Feb 2010, 03:58 PM #5OPMemberWebsite's:
learninginn.comhmmm must be u guys see this on debonairblog lolx
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21st Feb 2010, 05:08 PM #6(╯?□?)╯︵ ┻━┻Website's:
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21st Feb 2010, 05:41 PM #7BannedWebsite's:
fanobliv.com pdlnieuws.comthis must be funny ? cheap.
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22nd Feb 2010, 10:57 AM #8Member
ahh, this is too old man!
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22nd Feb 2010, 11:13 AM #9BannedWebsite's:
seekingw.com uwddl.com generalgamers.co.uk motivatedgamerz.comLOL at the gates and window joke lol
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22nd Feb 2010, 11:17 AM #10Member
nice one mate
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Wiseman replies: 'It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a master key'
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