New report says laptop Wi-Fi could damage men's sperm

[masterbator]

Laptop Wi-Fi said to nuke sperm, but caveats abound

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - The digital age has left men's nether parts in a squeeze, if you believe the latest science on semen, laptops and wireless connections.
In a report in the venerable medical journal Fertility and Sterility, Argentinian scientists describe how they got semen samples from 29 healthy men, placed a few drops under a laptop connected to the Internet via Wi-Fi and then hit download.
Four hours later, the semen was, eh, well-done.
A quarter of the sperm were no longer swimming around, for instance, compared to just 14 percent from semen samples stored at the same temperature away from the computer.
And nine percent of the sperm showed DNA damage, three-fold more than the comparison samples.
The culprit? Electromagnetic radiation generated during wireless communication, say Conrado Avendano of Nascentis Medicina Reproductiva in Cordoba and colleagues.
"Our data suggest that the use of a laptop computer wirelessly connected to the internet and positioned near the male reproductive organs may decrease human sperm quality," they write in their report.


http://news.yahoo.com/laptop-wi-fi-s...125530472.html

oh noes

masterbator Reviewed by masterbator on 30th Nov 2011. New report says laptop Wi-Fi could damage men's sperm oh noes :facepalm::facepalm: Rating: 5

[EsotorisK]

Damn going to stop using wifi now

Thanks for the precious article masterbator.

[wrestledld]

i dont use wifi..

[MediaStar]

Wifi --> Downloading porn --> Masturbation --> == Damage ==

[Breaking Bad]

why does the topic say mens sperm? do females get sperm too

[chaudhary9]

i always use wifi on laptop in my lap right over it,i hope its not true lol

[amerriaz]

hahaha fake news

[NightMare]

Oh dear god .

[DANG3ROUS]

i always use wifi on laptop in my lap right over it,i hope its not true lol

Reply here after 1 year.

[CJ]

thats good man, 90% of users are in/or around wifi range of some or the other network so in all it would damage thr sperm count & population wont increase at this rate. Gr8 going researchers