Harry Potter Q/A

[Phamous]

Hello muggles. I'm here to answer all your questions about the world of magic and it's savior, Harry James Potter. You may ask me anything related to HP.

Phamous Reviewed by Phamous on 30th Sep 2011. Harry Potter Q/A Hello muggles. I'm here to answer all your questions about the world of magic and it's savior, Harry James Potter. You may ask me anything related to HP. Rating: 5

[NightMare]

Why does harry potter look so gay ?

[Phamous]

Why does harry potter look so gay ?

He doesn't look gay. You're probably sexually attracted to him so you imagine him having the same sexuality as you. The only gay wizard to ever live was Dumbeldore.

[Putin]

Why can't Harry Potter put a spell on himself so he could turn into a big ugly monster - a bit like he is atm - then kill voldamort?

Also, what was the time Happy Potter 1 was put into production right down to the last second?

I hope you stay with your words and "answer all your questions" if not... Ur a shit wizard.

[Mindy]

This question is about you. Did you ever slice open a black trash bag and use it as a cape in the privacy of your own bedroom? If so, what did you use for a wand? I think I know, I'm just checking.

[Phamous]

Why can't Harry Potter put a spell on himself so he could turn into a big ugly monster - a bit like he is atm - then kill voldamort?

Also, what was the time Happy Potter 1 was put into production right down to the last second?

I hope you stay with your words and "answer all your questions" if not... Ur a shit wizard.

Big ugly monster vs. the most skilled dark wizard of all time. Hmm, I'm pretty sure the wizard would win. Manuscript was written/completed in March 17, 1995.

This question is about you. Did you ever slice open a black trash bag and use it as a cape in the privacy of your own bedroom? If so, what did you use for a wand? I think I know, I'm just checking.

Irrelevant question, reported to the mods.

[EnCiPh3r]

Is harry potter stupid?

He destroyed 2of3 deadly hallows instead he could have used them?

Was harry's mom a whore?

Who is his bio father?(Justify)

[Phamous]

Is harry potter stupid?

He destroyed 2of3 deadly hallows instead he could have used them?

Was harry's mom a whore?

Who is his bio father?(Justify)

Nope, he did very well with his O.W.L's. He didn't want to use them, he has morals and etc which you clearly lack. She wasn't a whore, she never did anything whorish, you probably get the idea from your mother, thinking that if your mother is a whore everyone else's must be a whore too, but sadly that's not how it works. His father is James Potter.

[Sp32]

The snake killed Professor Snape so how did Voldemort get to control the wand? As memory serves correctly didn't Draco originally get the wand? And he stayed alive right to the end.

[EnCiPh3r]

voldermort never had power of wand it was draco then harry